If I were.....

So i'm looking around at everyone elses blogs and came across Carlie's blog post of "If I were....." Well, I decided that it would be pretty cool to fill one out as well.... THANKS CARLIE!!

If I were a month, I’d be July

If I were a day of the week, I’d be Sunday.

If I were a time of day, I’d be 11 p.m.

If I were a season, I'd be summer.

If I were a planet, I’d be Earth.

If I were a sea animal, I’d be a whale.

If I were a direction, I’d be North, 2 clicks West.

If I were a piece of furniture, I'd be a Pillow.

If I were a liquid, I’d be Apple Juice.

If I were a gemstone, I’d be a Ruby.

If I were a tree, I’d be an Oak tree.

If I were a flower, I’d be an awesome flower.

If I were a kind of weather, I’d be rain.

If I were a musical instrument, I’d be a Guitar.

If I were a color, I’d be blue.

If I were a piece of jewelry, I'd be a ring.

If I were a fruit, I’d be gay.

If I were a sound, I’d be a rollercoaster noise.

If I were an element, I’d be anything Gas related.

If I were a food, I’d be pancakes.

If I were a place, I’d be a beautiful place.

If I were a material, I’d be comfy.

If I were a taste, I’d taste like Christmas.

If I were a scent, I’d be Acqua Di Gio.

If I were an object, I’d be a Rubik’s cube.

If I were a body part, I’d be the Wenis.

If I were a facial expression, I’d be the face of somebody who just farted in public.

If I were a song, I’d be “Don't know much” by Aaron Neville.

If I were a pair of shoes, I’d be Vibram 5 finger shoes (www.vibramfivefingers.com).